neptunain:

just girly things: FUCKING BOOB ITCHES THAT NEVER GO AWAY

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hotelceilings:

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

*puts it towards buying more military defense* *raises college tuition*

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clitreaper:

when you are trying to make a mutual with someone who won’t follow you back 

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nephilimgirlbooks:

I hit reblog so fast

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obesitycore:

the really shitty thing about being told that youre smart your whole entire life is that as soon as you dont understand something you just kind of completely shut down and his this big shitty crisis because maybe youre not as smart as youve always been told 

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owlwright:

me: *drinks water* health god

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